The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
she woke up with a sticky ear
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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