Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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