Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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