smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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