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Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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