idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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