belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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