You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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