The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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