i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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