Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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