is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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