is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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