Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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