How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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