i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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