he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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