the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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