i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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