May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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