You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
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