D3 body, D1 cock
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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