So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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