Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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