Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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