i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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