i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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