No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Be still, my beating vagina.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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