By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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