Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
wat bout pragnant strippers??
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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