I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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