butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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