Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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