im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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