Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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