I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Can I color on your dick again?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
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