she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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