? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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