i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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