god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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