All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
We need to feng shui this bitch.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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