I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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