Don't you send me to vm
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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