i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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