Where is the hickey?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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