i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Dear god my vagina.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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