if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
