Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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