i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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