Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
If that was your dad, he is hot
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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