Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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