Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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