i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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