R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
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